Last nights conversation:
Me: We need to name our Pod now that we have it.
She: Really?
Me: Yes, everyone does it. We don't want to be the only ones whose Pod is nameless do we?
She: We? (rolling eyes) You mean you don't you?
Me: Okay, fine ... (rolling eyes) ... me. I don't want to be the only one whose Pod is nameless.
She: How about calling it the Pod?
Me: (ignoring last comment) And I have a great name for it already thought up!
She: (putting down magazine) Okay, what is it?
Me: Well, you know how Comet is always chasing and catching frogs in our yard ...
She: Yes
Me: and the mascot for the R-Pod is a frog ...
She: Yes
Me: well, think about the only thing Comet ever does when he catches the frogs.
She: All he does is lick them.
Me: Yup, that's it! I hereby christen our Pod the "Frog Licker" in his name!
She: No.
Me: Huh?
She: No. Nope. No Way. Not gonna happen ... I'm not calling it the Frog Licker. (picking up magazine & changing subject) By the way, I get the side of the bed that is against the back wall to sleep on.
Me: Why?
She: 'Cause your butt is going to be getting out of bed first every morning to make me coffee ... that's why.